Funny Things to Write on Checks

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Originally Posted by Taso

I figured it was from South Park, actually. Don't watch it too much, though.

its from real life

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"I have a boner right now."

My roommate writes me checks for rent that usually include lines such as: "KKK Membership Fees", "Bible burning club", "Chasity Device", "Nigerian Bank Scam".

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Originally Posted by LooseAggressive

My roommate writes me checks for rent that usually include lines such as: "KKK Membership Fees", "Bible burning club", "Chasity Device", "Nigerian Bank Scam".

ban for kill whitey racist

Just google searched funny check memos and this was one of the top results, lol

"Refund for anal XL fistfukk package"

I've always wanted to do write a check like this but I don't want to get screwed for not paying my bills.

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Originally Posted by TheRealIABoomer

NAMBLA dues

You realize that if you do this, it implicates you as much as your friend since you are the one paying NAMBLA dues.

Also, one of the teachers in my high school was the Treasurer of NAMBLA and outed on a 60 Minutes or 20/20 show.

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Originally Posted by splashpot

I've always wanted to do write a check like this but I don't want to get screwed for not paying my bills.

He wrote a check for two-tenths of a cent?

This entire thread makes me regret the use of online bill-paying.

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Originally Posted by Quicksilvre

He wrote a check for two-tenths of a cent?

This entire thread makes me regret the use of online bill-paying.

You're not good at math, are you?

When I wrote my check to the US treasury in the memo section I wrote "for dropping bombs on brown ppl"

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Originally Posted by splashpot

You're not good at math, are you?

Isn't this 0.002 + -1 + 1?

My brain feels fried from studying right now; I could be wrong.

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Originally Posted by Quicksilvre

Isn't this 0.002 + -1 + 1?

My brain feels fried from studying right now; I could be wrong.

It actually looks like I misread my own image. I thought it said e^2pi. My apologies.

last summer when I was out of town and had to mail my roommate a check for my share of the rent and stuff I wrote "Bills, Pills, and Thrills" in the memo. iirc this wasn't too far off from the truth.

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Originally Posted by splashpot

It actually looks like I misread my own image. I thought it said e^2pi.

Isn't it?

EDIT: I guess it must be
e^(i * pi) = -1

ha, im def writing "nigerian bank scam" on the check i send to my buddy tomorrow

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Originally Posted by splashpot

It actually looks like I misread my own image. I thought it said e^2pi. My apologies.

It does say e^2pi

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Originally Posted by coldi

It does say e^2pi

I don't see the two. I do see a squiggly i (the kind they use for complex numbers).

One time I just wrote "heroin" in the check description. I work at the bank that I drew the check on. I obviously thought he was going to just deposit in his bank. He decided to go to MY bank and just cash the check. He said when they cashed it the teller brought it to the bank manager and they were speaking under their breath. They finally cashed the check. I was "randomly" drug tested the next week. FML


Last edited by -Insert Witty SN-; 05-04-2009 at 11:37 PM. Reason: came up clean bitches!

It's obviously an i and not a 2. There's clearly space between the dot and the body of the i, plus e^i*pi is a number with some signficance. e^2pi is just 23.140692632779269005729086367949...

I didn't know ATMs laugh.

"Donation for sex change fund"

or

"For used penis enlargement pump"

or
"For Huge Playgirl Collection"

or

"Bribe money to stop exposing yourself to senior citizens"

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